Let the Countdown begin!

Hello! I just wanted to take a few minutes from my very busy job at SunWorld on Main(that's sarcasm) to gush about TGATPM. But since I have a habit of beating a dead horse when I get excited (or armadillo in this case). I decided I would make 2 Top Ten Lists that would fully articulate my excitement. Here goes....

TOP TEN FAVORITE LINES FROM THE SHOW (in order of appearance)
(1)"First off I do not work on my tan near three hundred and sixty five days a year to be called white anything"-Betty
(2) "Earl was right to shoot that son of a bitch, He was in the wrong lane" -Linoleum
(3)"He likes foreign beers, and cheese.. that smells like urine"- Pickles
(4)"Tonight the Litter Box Show Palace is proud to present a new dancer! Pippi has performed in Atlanta Georgia at the Pitchers Mound. In Detroit, Michigan at the Stick Shift. And in Oklahoma City's premier adult dinner thee-ayter... Chicken n' Cooter." -Linoleum
(5)"Look. I am a dancer period. Not a 'dancer with benefits'." -Pippi
" Well... I dont care about your health insurance"- Norbert
(6)"I promised myself that very day that I would leave this trailer so we could celebrate our anniversary. So I started practicin'- First it was the toe, then the foot, then my whole leg... Then it was "Lies and Deception" on Lifetime TV so I got a little sidetracked-" - Jeannie
(7)"Home? When I think of all the times I slaved over makin you snacks and cleanin up this trailer and... makin you snacks. You think them Jalepeno Pringles cover themselves in spray cheese?" -Jeannie
(8)"You know what? Fuck all ya'll! I'm gonna shoot up this whoe trailer park and everybody in it and its all your fault! And you cant stop me cause I know where you live. And I know where Pippi lives. And I got a case load of that there cooking spray because I... am a member.. of Costco!" -Duke
(9)"So when I was all like 'Pippi you are gonna die, youre just gonna die' I meant it Pippi. Youre gonna die. OhmyGod! OhmyGod, Pippi! I love you so much!" -Tina
(10)"Well... that. And the fact that your husbands corpse is buried in my backyard."- Jeannie
"Such a good friend"- Betty

... aljdflkandfvlandlfknjal that was hard!!!!

TOP TEN REASONS YOU SHOULD COME SEE "THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL"
(1) We have the most attractive cast around!
(2) You will laugh, you will cry, you will scream, you will throw chairs, you will get a craving for Funyuns and you may develop a slight liking towards cousins (plan accordingly).
(3) If "Desperate Housewives" and "South Park" had an illegitamate child, it would be this show.
(4) Because we are coming to you! We are scheduling shows in Fargo, Detroit Lakes and Grand Forks
(5) All of us involved have worked our butts off to build sets, hang posters, and work toward perfecting this show. It would mean alot if you would come out and see us so we knew our efforts would not be in vain.
(6) Although all of us are starving artists, willing to eat Ramen in order to perform to an empty house. It would be great to get a huge turn-out, so we can have more people to laugh and enjoy the show with.
(7) THERE IS BOOZE! Yes indeed-ee-do! There will be alcohol served before, during and after the shows. The more you drink, the funnier we are. Just kidding. But if you enjoy a cocktail, it will be available.
(8) Many of our movements are aimed to mock the stereotypical 'Musical Theatre' genre. Expect to see some exagerated hand gestures, over the top facial expression, and movements in unison. Your welcome.
(9) The music ranges from ABBA styling to some good old fashioned knee-slappin Country. (Caution: You may want to throw in your tape of Garth Brooks' "..And the thunder rolls. And the lightning strikes. bum-bum-bum...")
(10) We have a blast up on that stage, and its contagious. This isnt your grandma's trailer park. This one is packed with chair throwing, fake baby birthing, cooking spray-ing, stripper poling, agoraphobia-ing... well you get the point. COME AND SEE IT

See you there!
~Sadie Langemo (Pickles)